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[melsaanne]

Nice find, Brett! Not exactly as I remember it, though! Those expressions were too funny - it did look like something was going wrong!

[SilentArcher]

I usually don't pass along these 'add your name' lists that appear in my email, but this one is too important.

This one has been circulating for months and months. Please do not delete ... if you don't want to sign, at least keep it going !

To show your support for Obama and encourage him on his run for President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

1. Michelle Obama
2. Oprah
3. Jane Fonda

[SilentArcher]

Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc: 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

Boudreaux nodded..'I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

Boudreaux: 'Hell no, it wuz from all dat dam skippin'

[ecwoodrow]

People, let this be a lesson. Don't feed wild liberals. Sure they might not seem to be a threat, but before you know it, they'll take over your property and won't even let you use the bathroom without their permission.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,426272,00.html

A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.

Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.

Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.

Local rangers tried to rescue her but could not capture the huge animal.

The case has now been handed over to the Rural Lands Protection Board (RLPB), who have promised not to put the animal down.

Hayes told how she took pity on the beast, but it soon took over her home.

"When I found it, it had 15 ticks in its eyes which I actually took out," she said.

"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it, but apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place.

"It started getting very pushy, started pushing me around, so I started to get a bit frightened, until the stage that it started knocking on my door at 4 a.m., actually head-butting my door.”

[bpassmore]

lulz!

i was just reading that on Fox!

[SilentArcher]

new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener:

[SilentArcher]

The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...



This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

[Janis]

Ray and Bubba, Chicago, Il.engineers

were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.




'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'




The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, then announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.




Ray shook his head and laughed.




'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'


Bubba and Ray are currently working for Obama...I've heard they are the chief advisors for dispersing the funds for the "stimulus package."